Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for September 24, 2020

But wait until he retrieves his miniature palm tree first.

" Our four…no… Amongst our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…."

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Oh, ah: Do you want your palm re(a)d? OK. I think I remember a joke like that from the antediluvian era when I was a kid and dirt was young.

Well if there is any paint splatter on the brush or handle….she just got caught red handed.

And this is why I love Ozy so. :D

Millie is not red-y to tell the joke.

Darn it, she painted herself into a corner.

You had one job, Millie!! Thankfully, Ozy is willing to give you another chance.