Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for January 21, 2021

“Peel This Book”

Well, I’d like to, but it’s not a vegetable.

I’ve generally found it more productive to ignore shallow people. That generally drives them off, so it’s win-win.

She made that skirt from her own wool.

Ah! Some competition for Alejandra in Phoebe and Her Unicorn! Could we get a crossover where the two snooty girls get in a mud wrestling challenge?

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful” was a catchphrase from Pantene commercials in the 1980s.

Since foxes are predators and sheep are prey, Millie should bare her fangs to make the snooty ewe soil her wool….

Millie should shear her much the same way she has shaved Ozy.

Fair to me.

Shades of Phoebe and Dakota.

She looks like a snooty old lady with that outfit. If you´re going to be a jerk (don’t be!!!!!!!!!) then at least do it with style.