Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for May 19, 2021

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    Averagemoe  over 3 years ago

    It’s hypothesized that at some point a few years a go, a Mandela effect happened in which most of the earth’s population swapped places with the versions of themselves from a universe where brussels sprouts are actually good.

    Either Dana is one of this universe’s original inhabitants, or we should be wondering what this comic says back home where brussels sprouts make sense.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

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    UTZAAKE  over 3 years ago

    So would Sofa Away from Me.

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    Darwinskeeper  over 3 years ago

    I prefer “Affair with a Couch Pirate”.

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  over 3 years ago

    dibs!

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    dogday Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Llewellyn’s first mistake is thinking that Milly’s perpetual motion mouth has ANYthing to do with mental activity!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Maybe they could do Band Aid concerts, since schools are cutting music budgets.

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    asrialfeeple  over 3 years ago

    How much sugar and/or caffeine did she consume?

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    The best present for a friend who cannot stop free-associating is a voice recorder and an isolation booth – preferably with rubber walls. :)

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    DDrazen  over 3 years ago

    I picture Salvador Dali in all this, myself.

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