Pat Oliphant for August 01, 1985

Transcript:

Man: Time to leave this pesthole and tour overseas to find facts. Well, hot dog! I'll take a sack of those facts, my good man. Hold it! There's nothing in this sack but air!! Fact Seller: That's a fact. Man: The denizens of this grubby country will cheat the American taxpayer at every opportunity! Details like this make all these trips worthwhile... Punk: That's a fact. It's fact-finding tour time...