Pat Oliphant for March 29, 1999
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Cat: What are you up to, Buddy,this fine spring day? Buddy:..Bones, dogtags, spare collar...packin' up the ol' kitbag to go to the Balkans. Cat: But he told everyone he wouldn't send ground troops, no way, no how! Buddy: Yep - looked us all right in the eye, and wagged his finger, too. Cat: Hold it - I'll go ask him again! Cat: Well, I asked him - I said, "Is it your intention to send ground troops to Yugoslavia?" Buddy: And he said...? Cat: He said, "That depends what your definition of 'is' is..." Buddy: Wish me luck.