Pat Oliphant for May 04, 1999

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When I was small I would break things to get a little discipline. But all they would say was 'please, honey, don't do that.' When I kicked the dog they would say 'please, honey, don't do that.' In a restaurant, when I behaved like an animal. They would say 'please, honey, don't do that.' Whenever I tried to get their attention, all they would ever say was, 'please, honey, don't do that.' When I wrecked the family car, what di they say? 'Please, honey, don't do that.' When they caught me smoking pot they said, 'please, honey, don't do that.' Today I bought a machine gun. I know they are going to say... 'please, honey, don't do that.'