Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for September 11, 2018

A man comes upon a little boy standing in the middle of the street swinging a dead cat over his head.

“What in the world are you doing?” The man asks.

“I’m chasing away Tigers.” The boy replies.

“Son, there isn’t a Tiger within a thousand miles of here.”

“WOW. Works great, doesn’t it?”

How, by nearly breaking her neck while simultaneously almost giving her a heart attack?

Charlie Brown and Lucy van Pelt, you blockheads.

That certainly brought her crashing down from her high horse! Some “overwhelming gratitude” coming your way shortly, CB!

“But Charlie… that’s where the fun is!”

Apropos of nothing, I was always taught that, when standing on a chair, one should face the chair back. It’s safer.

Glad CB wasn’t around when they were about to launch the Parker Probe.

Good thing it’s almost a hundred million miles away. It would owie her finger.

“Lucy, you can’t touch it, because it’s too hot. Use a telescope and just look at it, instead.”

That was really bright…

Icarus, Lucy… Icarus.

Ah, the joys of childhood where the impossible seemed attainable.

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