Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for August 10, 2023

Could you imagine? Lucy in Military School.

I never went to kindergarten. — no loss.

It might have done Lucy some good. She would have learned that fussing gets you nowhere.

My dad always threatened to send me off to military school if I didn’t shape up.

General George Patton Remedial Military School. They slap ya silly if you don’t shape up!!

Somehow that seems right for Lucy!

She’d be a ☆☆ by the end of the month

Maybe if you change your pronouns.

Well, you surely were made for that.

I think military school would be good for Lucy.

I’ve known several Drill Instructors that I could describe as fussbudgets.

That explains a lot…

The original date of the cartoon should be shown by gocomics.com.

Why does that not surprise me?