Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 12, 1959
Transcript:
Charlie Brown sits at the table composing a letter. It reads, "Dear Library, I have lost your book."<br> <br> It continues, "I can not find it anywhere."<br> <br> Charlie Brown looks at the letter. It continues, "I will come to the library and turn myself in."<br> <br> He continues writing, "Please do not harm my mother and father."<br> <br>
Late this night we’ll come for you and maybe break your arm in two… If you still won’t come across, we’ve other ways to show who’s boss Like giving you the third degreeand seizing all your property to save your skin. there’s just one way – Return our Mother Goose today!
Public Library (MAD Magazine)