Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 07, 1961
Transcript:
Charlie Brown stands next to Patty and says, "Nobody likes me . . . I don't have a single friend in the whole world!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "I can't play baseball, I can't play football, I can't play checkers, I can't do anything! I'm a complete flop!"<BR><BR> Patty says, "So?" Charlie Brown says, "So I'm on my way to the barber shop . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks away and says, "I'm going to drown my sorrows in a haircut!"<BR><BR>
Actually, this strip explains Charlie Brown’s hairstyle pretty well. If he drowns his sorrows with haircuts, he probably gets them /weekly/.