Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 02, 1961

Transcript:

Linus sits at a table and says to Charlie Brown, "I'm going to help you Charlie Brown . . . I'm going to prepare an ad for you to run in the newspaper."<BR><BR> Linus reads, "'Experienced manager requests position with ball club' How does that sound?" Charlie Brown answers, "Fine, I guess."<BR><BR> Linus says, "Now, we'll have to give them some details . . . How was your won and lost record?" Charlie Brown answers, "Forty games lost and no games won."<BR><BR> Linus writes, "'Has perfect record.'"<BR><BR>