Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 15, 1965
Transcript:
Violet says to Charlie Brown, "My dad has a dental appointment today."<BR><BR> They lean on the wall. Violet continues, "Yesterday he went to see an ophthalmologist."<BR><BR> Violet says, "The day before he went to see an orthopedist . . ."<BR><BR> Violet says, "He considers it all part of his complete physical breakdown since turning forty."<BR><BR>
JimDerry about 3 years ago
56 years later, 60 is the new 40. At 49, I don’t see the need to do any of this. Famous last words, knock on wood, etc. And they missed the gastroenterologist, but the gastroenterologist didn’t miss me! I guess 56 years later, the colon is the new joint pain.
phoenixnyc over 2 years ago
“At 30, the warranty runs out. At 35, parts start falling off.”—Mark Valdez (by way of Mercedes Lackey), “Burning Water”
FrostbiteFalls about 1 year ago
At least Violet’s not bragging up her dad anymore.