Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 08, 1968
Transcript:
Snoopy stands on the doghouse and looks at a piece of paper. He smiles and thinks, "Here's The World Famous Golf Pro receiving his invitation to play in the Masters."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Ah, what a thrill!! Georgia in the spring!"<BR><BR> Snoopy holds a golf club and thinks, "I can see myself now standing on the first tee . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy continues to think, "Actually, beagles are almost never invited to play in the Masters . . ."<BR><BR>
You can leave out the almost.