Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 17, 1968

Transcript:

Charlie Brown and Linus sit on a bench at lunch. Charlie Brown says, "I can't talk to that little red-haired girl because she's something and I'm nothing."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "If I were something and she were nothing, I could talk to her, or if she were something and I were something, then I could talk to her . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "Or if she were nothing and I were nothing, then I also could talk to her . . . But she's something and I'm nothing so I can't talk to her . . ."<BR><BR> Linus says, "For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!"<BR><BR>