Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 05, 1970

Transcript:

Snoopy sit on top of his dog house typing. (BR BR) Snoopy continues to type, "It was a dark and stormy night. Suddendly a shot rang out. A door slammed. The maid screamed. (BR BR) Snooopy goes on typing, "Suddenlly a pitate ship appeared on the horizon. While millions of people were starving, the king lived is luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansa, a boy was growing up. End of Part 1" (BR BR) Snoopy leans over a bit and starts typing, "Part II....A light snow was falling, and the little girl with the tattered shawl had not sold a violet all day. (BR BR) Snoopy pulls out the paper from the type writer and reads, " At that very moment, a young inter at Cith Hospital was making an important discovery. The mysterious patient in Room 213 had finally awakened. She moaned softly." (BR BR) Snoopy begings typing some more, "Could it be that she was the sister of the boy in Kansas who loved the girl with the tattered shawl who was the daughter of the maid who had escaped from the pirates? The intern frowned." (BR BR) Snoopy sits up and with a grin thinks, "See how neatly all of this fits together?" (BR BR) Linus is standing looking up at Snoopy asking, "But what about the King?" (BR BR) Linus is standing getting hit by the typwriter with a BONK!. (BR BR)