Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 28, 1970

Transcript:

Violet and Patty stand at a ticket booth. Violet holds up a bill and says, "One, please.."<BR><BR> Patty, Franklin, Linus, Sally, and Snoopy are on line. Sally asks, "You know what I'm doing, Linus? I'm prtending that you're taking me to the movies.." Linus says, "Well I'm NOT! We just happen to be standing in the same line!"<BR><BR> Franklin is at the front of the line. Sally says, "I'm pretending that you called me up and said, 'How would you like to go to the movies?' and I said, 'Oh, that would be nice..thank you very much for asking me!"<BR><BR> "And then I'm pretending that you came by to pick me up, and we walked down here together..." Linus is at the front of the line. "Well, you can stop pretending because it's never going to happen!... One, please."<BR><BR> They look at each other. Sally points behind her and says, "All right, just for that, I'm going to take whoever is standing behind me in line!!" Linus responds, "Go right ahead."<BR><BR> Sally turns around. Snoopy grins at her.<BR><BR> Sally holds up a bill. "One, please!" she announces to the booth.<BR><BR> Snoopy sighs.<BR><BR>