Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 12, 1972
Transcript:
Charlie Brown walks down the hall.<BR><BR> He stands behind Sally's bed and says, "Seven o'clock, Sally...Time to get up!" Sally's eyes are open.<BR><BR> Sally sits on the floor, putting on her socks and shoes. She says, "Good grief...I've got to hurry..."<BR><BR> She sits at a table and writes: "The Incas".<BR><BR> She then writes: "The Incas were a people who lived a long time ago in Incaland."<BR><BR> Sally holds her pen to her mouth and reads what she's written: "They had a highly developed civilization."<BR><BR> She writes: "They would still be here today, but they lacked motel facilities."<BR><BR> Sally reads her paper as she walks.<BR><BR> Sally and Charlie Brown sit at the breakfast table. Charlie Brown reads Sally's paper as she announces proudly, "Some of my best term papers have been written before breakfast!"<BR><BR>
Actually, she is kind of right. Because they lacked motel facilities the Spanish drove them out of their homes. Had they had enough motels the Spanish could have spent the night there.