Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 31, 1972
Transcript:
Linus and The World Famous Attorney stand next to the phone. Linus says, "Okay, attorney, let's make a few calls, and see what we can find out . . ."<BR><BR> The World Famous Attorney thinks, "We know that the law is good if a man use it lawfully." Linus talks into the phone and says, "Hello, school board?"<BR><BR> The World Famous Attorney thinks, "I wonder if John Doe or Richard Roe will be in court . . . I hate cases that don't have John Doe or Richard Roe . . ."<BR><BR> Linus says, "Yes, I'd like to speak to the head of the school board, please . . ." Snoopy thinks, "The client cares little for a 'Beautiful' case."<BR><BR>
Who’s gonna break it to Snoopy that John Doe and Richard Roe are not real?