Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 22, 1976

Transcript:

Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty lean against a tree. The latter asks,"You wanna hear a good one?"<BR><BR> She says,"I live near this shopping center, Chuck, and I saw something funny there the other day..."<BR><BR> She sits up and says,"They have a book store and an ice cream store next to each other."<BR><BR> She kneels down and continues,"The book store has a sign in its window that says, 'Please do not bring ice cream into the book store'."<BR><BR> She sits down again and says,"The ice cream store has a sign that says, 'Okay, then please don't bring books into our ice cream store'."<BR><BR> He says,"Speaking of reading and eating, I don't know why it is, but whenever I try to read a book and eat potato chips, my eyes always water..."<BR><BR> She walks off concluding,"I hate talking to you, Chuck!"<BR><BR>