Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 06, 1979

Transcript:

Snoopy sits atop the doghouse with his eyes close; Woodstock flies down to the doghouse.<BR><BR> Snoopy looks at him and thinks,"What are you doing here? You're supposed to be out somewher sitting on a branch chirping."<BR><BR> He spreads his hands and continues,"That's your job...people expect to hear birds chirping when they wake up in the morning..."<BR><BR> Woodstock hops along the grass. He sits on a short branch and chirps. He hops back the way he came.<BR><BR> He sits next to Snoopy, who raises his hands and thinks,"You only chirped once...you can't brighten someone's day with one chirp!"<BR><BR> Woodstock hops off again. He sits on the branch and chirps several times.<BR><BR> He sits next to Snoopy atop the doghouse. The latter smiles and thinks,"There, now! Didn't that give you a feeling of real satisfaction?"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks,"The bad news is you're supposed to do that every morning for the rest of your lif!" Woodstock falls off the doghouse with a klunk.<BR><BR>