Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 24, 1979

Transcript:

Charlie Brown wears a baseball cap and says, "Distances on a baseball diamond are deceiving . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks with a bat and says, "When you walk from the bench to the plate, it's about thirty feet . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown swings and misses for strike three.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks to the bench and hangs his head. He says, "When you walk from the plate to the bench, it's four miles!"<BR><BR>