Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 25, 1980

Transcript:

Marcie and Peppermint Patty are walking down the lane. The latter looks at Marcie and says,"Your trouble is you look ordinary.."<BR><BR> She continues,"You know why you look ordinary, Marcie! Because you don't wear your glasses on top of your head!"<BR><BR> She looks at Marcie who is now wearing her glasses atop her head. She says,"See? Now, you look sophisticated!"<BR><BR> Marcie asks,"I do?" Peppermint Patty replies,"Sure! now, you look like one of those buyers in a big department store."<BR><BR> As they walk along, Peppermint Patty continues,"You could even be taken for an advertising executive or a tv anchor woman...."<BR><BR> Marcie bonks her head onto a pole.<BR><BR> Marcie lies on the ground in a daze; she says,"Before I became sophisticated, sir, I almost never had headaches!"<BR><BR>