Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 19, 1980

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Sally looks over her shoulder to the left and asks,"Football?"<BR><BR> As Linus approaches her carrying a football, she spreads her hands and continues,"How can I kick a football if you don't teach me?" He replies,"You have a point...I suppose the first thing we have to find out is what foot you kick with."<BR><BR> She puts her hand to her mouth and says,"I've never thought about it...I imagine I kick with my right foot..."<BR><BR> She kicks him with her right foot and asks,"How's this?" He drops the ball and screams shouting,"AAUGH! MY SHIN!"<BR><BR> She kicks him with her left foot and asks,"Or maybe I'm better with my left....is this better?" He screams again shouting,"OW! MY LEG!!"<BR><BR> He hobbles off holding his right leg and screaming,"OW! OOO! OW!" He drags himself up the steps to his house exclaiming,"Good Grief!"<BR><BR> He sits in a chair in the house as Lucy stands nearby reading from the newspaper. She reads,"It says here that although a career in athletics can be rewarding, coaching or teaching can be just as gratifying..." He replies,"I doubt that."<BR><BR>