Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 01, 1981
Transcript:
Linus is sitting at the table next to Charlie Brown watching the latter write a letter. Charlie Brown asks, "What should I write?" Linus replies,"Write what you feel."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown writes, "Dear Little Red Haired Girl, I love you very much."<BR><BR> As they walk out of the house, Linus says, "Now, all you have to do is slip the note into the mail slot in the front door of her house..."<BR><BR> As they walk down the lane, Charlie Brown asks, "What if my hand gets caught in the mail slot?" Linus spreads his hands and says, "That's ridiculous."<BR><BR> They stop and Charlie Brown asks, "What if my hand gets caught in the mail slot, and while I'm hanging there, someone opens the door?"<BR><BR> As they continue to walk, Linus replies, "Charlie Brown, you worry about the most impossible things..."<BR><BR> A distressed Charlie Brown is half lying on the floor with his hand stuck in the mail slot of a house.<BR><BR>
“Oh, could you take the hinges off the door so I can run away and never face the little red haired girl?”