Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 10, 1982
Transcript:
Sally sits in a chair and recites, "Matthew, sixth chapter, third verse?"<BR><BR> Sally walks down the lane in her winter clothes saying, "That was very interesting..."<BR><BR> She stands behind Charlie Brown as he sits on the bean bag watching t.v. She says, "You know what I learned in sunday school this morning? Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing."<BR><BR> She sits at the table writing. Her left hand asks, "What are you doing?"<BR><BR> Her right hand replies, "What do you care?" Sally looks at what she has written. Her left hand asks, "What do you mean, what do I care?"<BR><BR> As Sally starts writing again, her right hand replies, "I'll do the writing...you just hold the paper down!" Her left hand says, "I want to know what's going on!"<BR><BR> Her right hand exclaims, "Left hands don't have to know anything...just hold the paper!" Her left hand exclaims, "If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be able to write at all! Tell me what's going on!"<BR><BR> Sally, paper and pencil in tow, stands next to Charlie Brown who is still sitting watching t.v. He says, "I thought you were doing your homework..." She replies, "I had to quit...my hands hate each other!"<BR><BR>
andrewmmadsen over 8 years ago
Being left-handed, it’s my right hand that gets left in the dark.
Best Commenter Ever almost 4 years ago
6:3 But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:
Why am I doing this at midnight?