Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 31, 1982

Transcript:

Snoopy strolls along towards his dog-house looking at an object in his paw. He stands atop the dog-house and holds the object out to his left. He thinks, "Hey, stupid cat, you know what this is?"<BR><BR> He holds the object up to his face and thinks, "It's a tape recording to help me relax and go to sleep...."<BR><BR> He smiles and thinks, "Of course, you wouldn't need it because you sleep all the time anyway!"<BR><BR> He grins stupidly as the announcer on the tape recorder says, "We are about to enter a state of complete relaxation."<BR><BR> Snoopy lies on his back atop the dog-house with the recorder on his stomach as the announcer continues, "Close your eyes...lie back..feel the tension leave your body."<BR><BR> The annoucer continues, "Your toes are heavy...your arms are heavy...your body is heavy..."<BR><BR> The announcer continues, "You are now about to enter a deep sleep.....a deep deep sleep..." Snoopy flips up in the air as the cat slashes by.<BR><BR> He lies on the ground dazed with the recorder on his face. The announcer concludes, "Unless you happen to have a neighbor, who is easily annoyed."<BR><BR>