Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 12, 1984

Transcript:

Lucy sits in her psychiatric booth with her feet propped up and her hands behind her head. She says,"Maybe you're normal....maybe you're not"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits on the bench outside of the booth. He asks,'How can I tell?"<BR><BR> She replies,"This is a little 'stress test' I've worked out..."<BR><BR> She says,"You've just received a call from the library that your book is five years overdue...your ophthalmologist has told you that you need glasses..."<BR><BR> She continues,"Your dentist just called and said to come in immediately for root canal surgery...you've just poured yourself a bowl of cold cereal and then discovered there's no milk..."<BR><BR> She continues,"The kids at school have thrown your favorite cap up into a tree and the teacher says your book report is the worst she's ever read..."<BR><BR> She asks,"What's your reaction, Charlie Brown?" He replies,"HUH?"<BR><BR> He looks at the reader as she holds out her hand and says,"You're normal...five cents, please!"<BR><BR>