Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 11, 1984

Transcript:

Sally stands in front of the class. She says, "This is my report on chalkboards which used to be called blackboards which used to be black but are now green . . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "Blackboards were made of cardboard or slate . . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "In a way, I suppose, green chalkboards are more practical . . ."<BR><BR> Sally says, "Now, when you stand in front of the class, and you don't know the answer and you feel sick, your face matches the chalkboard!"<BR><BR>