Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 20, 1985

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The World Famous Golf Pro stands staring at a tree with his club in hand. He thinks,"Stupid tree!"<BR><BR> He makes a swing with his club.<BR><BR> He looks at his ball on the ground by a tree and thinks,"Not again!!!"<BR><BR> He stands looking at the ball and thinks,"Every shot I hit seems to end up behind a tree..." He takes another swing.<BR><BR> He looks at his ball by another tree and thinks,"I can't stand it!"<BR><BR> He stands in a clearing with the ball and thinks,"Sometimes I think that as soon as I hit a shot, a tree runs out and stands in front of my ball..." He takes another swing.<BR><BR> A tree starts running.<BR><BR> The tree is now in front of the ball. The World Famous Golf Pro rolls his eyes.<BR><BR>