Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 24, 1996

Transcript:

Snoopy and Charlie Brown sit in the beanbag chair. Charlie Brown hears the doorbell ring and says, "Rats!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks through the house.<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty stands on the doorstep and says, "Hi, Chuck . . I've come to interview your dog . ." Charlie Brown asks, "To do what?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty enters the house and explains, "It's a school assignment . . We're supposed to interview someone unusual . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty kneels on the floor next to Snoopy. She says, "Okay, here's my first question . . When and where were you born?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty asks, "Do you remember much about your early life? Did you get along with your brothers and sisters?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty asks, "How about traveling? Have you done much traveling? Do you have any favorite foods?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says as she leaves, "That wasn't much of an interview, Chuck!" Charlie Brown replies, "Dogs can't talk . ."<BR><BR> Marcie and Peppermint Patty sit at their desks in class. Marcie asks, "What grade did she give you, sir?" Peppermint Patty replies, "'Dog-minus.'"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "Very clever, ma'am."<BR><BR>