Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 26, 1997

Transcript:

Charlie Brown takes the mail out of the mailbox.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown hands the Literary Ace his mail and says, "Here, you got some more letters from editors . ." The Literary Ace thinks, "Do they like my stories?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown reads one letter, "'Dear contributor, Who told you that you could write, your mother?'"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown reads another letter, "'Dear contributor, We've seen better writing on license plates . .'"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown reads another rejection letter, "'Dear contributor, If you send us any more stories, we're coming to your house and punch you out!'"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown reads another letter, "'Dear contributor, If you send us one more dumb story, we're going to have to nail our mailbox shut!'"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown carries the letters to a room where letters are stacked to the ceiling.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown tells Snoopy, "I filed them with all the others . ."<BR><BR>