Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 30, 1998
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty lays on her bed on the phone and says, "Hey Marcie, you know the book we were supposed to read? I read the whole thing!"<BR><BR> Marcie replies, "What you mean is, you saw the movie on t.v."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "But I wrote a good report."<BR><BR> Marcie replies, "What you mean is, you copied it out of the TV Guide."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "Don't ask me to be a bridesmaid at your wedding, Marcie. I'm busy that day."<BR><BR>
I think this blows a hole in the “Peppermint Pattie and Marcie are lovers” theory.