Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 20, 2017

That’s one thing they never teach you in any school that everyone needs to know: how to look busy during down time!

no sleeping on the job, Lucy… even if there are no customers

Then Lucy shouldn’t be a psychiatrist

Did you need someone in the chair asking questions to gain ground on a long shot or just another name for a birth certificate, One-To-One-Odds-Dawg?

Now wait a minute… is Lucy licensed to prescribe drugs? That’s scary!

You’ve heard of the Freudian Slip? That was the Van Pelt Klunk.

She went to med school?

So she imagines. She went to medical school just like Snoopy is really flying an airplane.

hmmm i slept through several lectures at school. isn’t that some kind of learning curve for your job??

How DID people look busy before the internet. . .

Heard of a fellow who fell asleep at work; his head fell and he broke his jaw on his desk. He collected workman’s compensation.

What a protégée! Doogy Houser was a teenager before he graduated from Med School.

@BiathlonNut

Heard of a fellow who fell asleep at work; his head fell and he broke his jaw on his desk. He collected workman’s compensation.

We had a guy that napped as he leaned way back in his chair. One day we heard a very loud snap, then bumps and thumps, and finally some very blue language. His chair had broken in half (he was a big guy), and he had tumbled backwards, making a total mess of his cubicle…

Medical School my foot!

xxx

ur a doctor heal yourself