Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 27, 2018

quit wasting your nickels on Lucy, Charlie Brown

Has anyone told Lucy about DIVISION yet? (That sounded less sadistic in my head…)

Realize something here, Charlie Brown. Lucy had to go through several questions before she got you to say nothing. She thought she could get you to say nothing with the first question and would have asked for that nickel then for her fraudulent psychiatric advice.

Math and real life are like different dimensions. The rules of one don’t apply to the other. Poor Charlie Brown wasting a nickel.

It all adds up – to Lucy getting paid, again!

This math is too confusing.

At least he’s good in math.

Lucy’s Doctors office must be in Charlie Browns back yard. I mean, you never see anyone else going to see her – just good ol’ Charlie Brown

Confusious say “Sum Ting Wong”.

I understood it just fine! Yes, that means I’M SOMETHING!!!

If you divide something by nothing, you get an infinite. Now you just have to figure out how to divide a girl by yourself.

The finest use of mathematics since Abbott and Costello proved that 7 × 13 = 28… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzxVyO6cpos

I would rather throw my money down a rat hole than give it to Lucy.

Billy Preston had a catchier version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj5DccgBYeM

2 ROUND HEADED KID FACES = O!

Now just wait until the topic of imaginary numbers comes up…

But CB can talk to Lucy, so she must not be something. (She’s something else.)

Charlie Brown should give Lucy…nothing.

The “Born Loser” … the early years!!

Higher Math.

Charlie Brown has been paying for Lucy’s services for years and hasn’t gotten any better. I think it’s time he go see someone else. Marcy perhaps.

That isn’t it, Charlie Brown. Lucy’s answer was nothing.

My favorite is when Charlie Brown turns tables on her and asks for five cents because she got something out of such sessions. LOL