Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 03, 2018

And you talk to pianists who can’t stand you.

It’s when the building starts thinking back at her that it gets w-e-i-r-d.

And your dog is friends with a bird.

The stress of school has driven her insane!

Enter Alice Cooper singing that infamous song.

No worse than Charlie Brown talking to (kite eating) trees.

I used to do the same thing. For thirty years. As a teacher.

The kids were great. Standardized testing was insane.

Except that Sally, you’re not playing and having fun, but at school and upset, soooo—it HAS got you.

The last panel of this strip is a bit of a call back to when Charlie Brown told Lucy, “Your brother pats birds on the head” (which of course irritates her to no end).

And Lucy, your brother pets birds.

Bad start to a relationship with your best friend, Sally.

Just wait until you enter the workforce!

She’s like Big Nate in that regard

Has she ever heard of summer school?

Hey Lucy, you got something against Pantheists?

like everyone that talks to computers – :)

Girls whose brothers carry blankets should not throw stones.

Doesn’t everyone?

I’m afraid the school building is going to make Sally eat those words come August!