Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 25, 2019

I wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger.

Like that’ll win a Pulitzer, Snoops.

I had nothing to learn sense I always Knew what I don’t know.

That will be a thick book.

I think a lot of us would have chapters to add.

Sounds like a title to a Country Music song.

Subtitle: Experience really is the best teacher.

this has made me laugh out loud..

That is the problem with DIY! By the time you know how to do it, you’ve done it. In my case it was drawers in a cabinet, I didn’t know they should be angled back slightly. Now they open if you walk past them.

“Too soon alt. Too late schmart.”

I’m not done writing my version yet. I guess that beats the alternative.

“Things I’ve learned after it was too late”….volume 1

I already wrote that book

I wonder if he starts his new book with, “It was a dark and stormy night….”

I’d have to publish that in at least 15 different volumes! Even more if friends and family add chapters!

That’t the title of my autobiography. I am always amazed when someone says “If I could live my life all over again, I wouldn’t change a thing.” I think to myself “Have you learned nothing?”

“I wished I had listened to the advice my Mom gave me when I was younger.”

“Why? What did she say?”

“I don’t know. I wasn’t listening.”

Chapter 1: Just because banks have a lot of money doesn’t mean you can just go in and take some.

200,000,000

Ahem! My lawyer will be contacting you about plagiarism.

‘I’m OK. You’re fat.’ My next book title.

Obvious plagiarism. That’s the story of my life.

How about “We grow too soon old and too late smart”?

Not to be the odd one out