Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 24, 2021

uh… how unfortunate?

Lucy is lucky not to get bonked with the typewriter again.

How about “jumped Over George Lazenby’s dog”at lest that still types all the letters

And I shall set the record straight. Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!

If you type fast enough, you can get the type-slugs to jam themselves together.

Snoopy has been reading “Scouting for Boys”.

Having it be “lazy” instead of “unfortunate” means it meets the alphabet quota and not necessarily an attack on the dog’s character.

Removing anti-canine propaganda, one line at a time!

Now I remember the book: “The REAL story of the dog accused of being lazy!” by Snoopy…

Snoopy sure is taking this well.

The rest of the story.

Or you could just switch “dog” and “fox”.

It’s “jumps” not “jumped”

And you’d still be missing the ‘S’.

Snoopy, you could say the dog’s name is Zaly:

“The quick brown fox jumps over the Zaly dog”…

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think it should be, “lazy cat”. That tracks better.

Snoopy missed a chance. He should have said, “jumped over the handsome, intelligent, perfect specimen of a dog”.

He won’t bother changing it because…you know.

Got it. The brown fox quickly jumps over the razor-toothed dog.

It should be “jumps” not “jumped”. Otherwise, there is no letter S.

Make it The quick dog jumps over the lazy brown fox.

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

He’s not lazy, he’s misunderstood, r̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ l̶i̶k̶e̶ G̶a̶r̶f̶i̶e̶l̶d̶.

Lucy, the eternal critic…

In my radio teletype training in the 1960s it was, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’s back? Accompanied by RYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRY.

You tell her, Snoopy!