Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 31, 2002
May 30, 2002
June 01, 2002
Transcript:
"Dear Julia Roberts, you are so pretty and so smart. I am so dumb and so fat." "I guess when God was handing out the good stuff, I musta been taking a potty break." "What a beautiful image." "Thanks. It's how my mom explained it to me."
zoeysha101 almost 13 years ago
Me too!
ArtCreator almost 13 years ago
That’s an insult to God………… GET A LIFE GUYS.
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Repeat after me- COMIC STRIPCOMIC STRIPCOMIC STRIPCOMIC STRIPABUSIVE ADULT FEMALE DOG OF A MOM
Beware of Duck (Happy Pride Month!!) over 4 years ago
Pastis actually draws this exact image years later
Nahte769(the new one) over 4 years ago
My mother said something similar, just not as nice
Nahte769(the new one) over 4 years ago
She wanted a girl