Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2002
July 05, 2002
July 07, 2002
Transcript:
"I've heard that your fellow zebras are trying to fool the lions by playing dead." "Yeah, but it's not working." "Of the one hundred reported instances of zebras faking their death, ninety-nine were killed by the lions." "Well...at least one guy made it." "No...he wasn't faking."
Big Whoop. almost 7 years ago
“…and that guy was killed by a cheetah.”
Drunk Larry about 3 years ago
rerun time
Somoene over 1 year ago
Oh hey, I remember the last time I saw this and the punch line was actually in the comments.
alantain 4 months ago
If you’re going to make it that easy, why not just lie on a plate with a garnish?