Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 03, 2003

Transcript:

"Hey, Rat...where's Connie?" "I left her...I realized that you should never let anyone control your life, no matter how badly you want a girlfriend." "Yeah...it's strange how a little loneliness can make you so susceptible to the slightest attention from an attractive person." "Well, I think we've all learned a valuable lesson." "Gosh...Do you really think I could be an underwear model?"