Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 22, 2003

Transcript:

"I took Cubby to the park and the zoo." "Why'd you do that?" "I figured that if fruit flies only live for 14 days, they'd better be good ones." "But is that where Cubby wanted to go?" "No...but 'getting wasted in strip joints' is not my thing." "I'll get my coat."