Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2004
January 19, 2004
January 21, 2004
Transcript:
"Listen, moron.. we do not have an apocalyptic refrigerator.. we probably just jostled a couple of the magnetic letters and coincidentally, they spelled out the word 'repent.'" "And in those days small men seek death and shall not find it and shall desire to die and death shall flee from them revelation 9:6." "If you need me, I'll be in church."
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 13 years ago
Yeah, but the Bible also says that no one will know the day or the hour.
ReneeZimbodgi almost 13 years ago
Suicide IS happening these days…
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 13 years ago
Plus also the Mayans didn’t have a leap year, so their “end of the world” actually is already past.
thetraveller4 over 12 years ago
Some they-think-they-know-everything scientists actually came up with the technology that allows you to post your preference for myth and superstition instead of reality…don’t knock ’em! And by the way, Jesus was just a charismatic preacher, and not the “son of god”…
Married2Merry over 12 years ago
@everyone:Umm… They discovered new calendars? We’re not going to die…
Jason fox is god over 6 years ago
I hate when strips get religious, it’s not sensitive to people who aren’t Christian or aren’t religious.