Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 17, 2004

Transcript:

"I hear your fellow zebras divided the watering hole into chomping and non-chomping section." "Yeah, if the crocs want to eat a zebra they have to pick one sitting in the chomping section." "But why would any zebra ever sit in the chomping section?" "So my son-in-law says, 'Go there ma.. the water is great... but make sure you get a table in the back, where it's nice and quiet.' So, here I am, and it better be good."