Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2004
Transcript:
"Well, little buddy, I've got some bad news... I need to smash you over the head with my 'mallet o' understanding.'" "Why?... I didn't do anything." "I know. But one day you might, and I can't take that chance." "Well, geeze. If you're gonna do that, maybe I should get my own mallet." "Smash" "That was close."
“MMMMMMMMMMMM fresh pounded meat mmmmMMmMMMmM” -Lions