Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2004

Transcript:

"Alright, you dumb pig...Come with me...Your record checked out clean...But your little friend's not going anywhere..." "What? Why not?" "Outstanding warrants...nine of them...turns out your litle friend has been arrested in just about every long-hair degenerate protest from New York to Seattle...Now hurry up and meet me down the hall..." "Do not worry, Wee Bear...I will smuggle you a saw in a cake and you can saw the bars over time...when you get out, run to the east gate, where I'll be waiting in a rented pick-up truck..." "Could we talk about this later?"