Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2005
Transcript:
"Zeeba! Zeeba! Jojo dead!! Do mouf to mouf! Be heewo!!" "Guys...If JoJo's Dead, it's a little late for mouth-to-mouth." "All pwaise to Gawd!! Me awive!!" "He awive!! He awive! Do mouf to mour! Be heewo!!" "What's the matter with you morons?? Don't you think I know what you're doing? You think I'm gonna put my mouth over the mouth of a living crocodile?!" "Oh no!! Me so daid again ees not even funny." "He dead!! He dead!! Do mouf to mouf!! Be heewo!!!"
Dumber: Pig or the crocs?