Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 16, 2005
June 15, 2005
June 17, 2005
Transcript:
"Okay, Zeeba neighba...put hands in sky. Mebbe we crockydiles no fast enough to catch you, but now we got gun, so you days is numbahed." "BOOM" "Dat bad."
Open-and-shut case here. One note: we know the dead croc’s name is Skippy because the original strip (in the Crass Menagerie treasury) uses his name | Four dead crocs | 1, Vern by asphyxiation: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/04/19 | 2, Mrs. Larry by heart attack and/or divine justice: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/13 | 3, Uncle Tim by murder (unknown weapon used by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/19 | 4, Skippy by murder (shot by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/16
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
dead croc:YA THINK!?"
sparky111 over 12 years ago
oooh thats bad just tad bit off
Gun guy over 12 years ago
Ready, fire, aim!
magipants almost 11 years ago
3 crocs
KZ71 over 10 years ago
And then there were… gee, how many ARE there?
Elaphe Gutatta over 8 years ago
Suggested listening:“Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen.
Clearstream about 8 years ago
Andd…there’s another croc down the drain..
Bob The Croc almost 5 years ago
Is Zebra now classified the main cause of these murders?
dogpile357 over 4 years ago
WHOOOPS!
⠀ over 3 years ago
dead croc #4
alexius23 about 3 years ago
Bang up threat
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
3 dead crocadilions
Earls Before Swine Premium Member over 1 year ago
Open-and-shut case here. One note: we know the dead croc’s name is Skippy because the original strip (in the Crass Menagerie treasury) uses his name | Four dead crocs | 1, Vern by asphyxiation: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/04/19 | 2, Mrs. Larry by heart attack and/or divine justice: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/13 | 3, Uncle Tim by murder (unknown weapon used by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/19 | 4, Skippy by murder (shot by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/16
ArkanabarIlarsadin 9 months ago
It is NOT easy to kill a crocodile with a rifle. Or a shotgun.