Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2005
Transcript:
"Alright, I don't get it...We've been searching four years for this Osama bin Laden fellow and we can't find him anywhere...Want to know my theory?" "Sure...What's your theory?" "I think he snuck into our country as an exchange student and is presently living with some American family who has no idea who he is..." "Oh, please...What American family could be that out of touch?" "I'm sorry, Osama, but at the end of grace, we say, 'Amen,' not 'Death to America.'"
Oh, damn…this was the start of a really controversial week for Pastis…