Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2005
Transcript:
"Hullooo, zeeba neighba. Leesten...Me want you meet new guy...He Fat Fred." "I thought you guys had trouble catching prey." "We does...Dat is why so many brudders not in house anymore. Dey move out to find food udder places...Fred here is guy we hire to help dem move safely." "Ees gud *urp* job." "Sadly, no one dat leave send postcahd."
hisgrossness over 12 years ago
postcard
KZ71 over 10 years ago
OK, so that’s at least, what, six crocs dead now?
AngelMarieSings almost 7 years ago
Seriously…it’s bad enough they have a pig that eats ham and sausage…actually this seems more likely then a cannibalistic pig…
BOSFLASH about 6 years ago
An American alligator’s grin reveals rows of sharp teeth. Baby alligators can’t depend on their elders for a helping hand. In fact, young gators are a perfect bite to eat for large gator adults. Now, a new study finds that between 6 percent and 7 percent of young alligators fall victim to the cruel fate of cannibalism. (Google)
⠀ over 3 years ago
There are at least two crocs dead here, because it says they, but, looking at fred, he looks like he’s eaten three or so, but I’ll take the low number, so dead crocs #10 and #11
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
Crocodile deaths are only implied here. No names are given and no evidence of death is provided. Maybe Fat Fred merely eats all the possessions of those he has helped, rendering them destitute and unable to send a postcard. However, I will add another Croc death to the tally since Fred will eventually kill himself by choking or a heart attack.
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
8 croc deaths.
Ultracus almost 2 years ago
I love that ppl literally started a croc death counter