Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 15, 2005

Transcript:

"Leesten, zeeba...Me watch 'Dr. Phil', T.V. self-help goowoo, and he always say ees good be honest wid udders. So here I goze.........Me want keel you." "How nice...And let me be honest with you...I hope you starve, you sad, moronic beast." "...Dat comment totally inappwopwiate." "Ees okay, Bob. Me here for you."